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加菲猫超经典搞笑语录

编辑: 路逍遥 关键词: 搞笑语录 来源: 记忆方法网

经典语录

There

should

be

a

better

way

to

start

a

day

than

waking

up

every

morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

“Hard

work

never

killed

anybody.“

But

why

take

the

risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

“Work

fascinates

me.“

I

can

look

at

it

for

hours!

工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

God

made

relatives;

Thank

God

we

can

choose

our

friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When

two’s

company,

three’s

the

result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

A

dress

is

like

a

barbed

fence.

It

protects

the

premises

without

restricting

the

view.

服饰就象铁丝,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The

more

you

learn,

the

more

you

know,

The

more

you

know,

the

more

you

forget.

The

more

you

forget,

the

less

you

know.

So

why

bother

to

learn.

学的越多,知道的越多,

知道的越多,忘记的越多,

忘记的越多,知道的越少,

为什么学来着。

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