How

are

you

?

how

old

are

you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你?

You

don\'t

bird

me,I

don\'t

bird

you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

You

have

seed

I

will

give

you

some

color

to

see

see,

brothers

!together

.

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!

Hello

everybody!if

you

have

something

to

say,then

say!if

you

havenothing

to

say,go

home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

What

is

IMU3.0?

it

is

a

kind

of

chat

tool!

什么是IMU3.0?IMU3.0

是一种聊天工具!

You

Give

Me

Stop!!

你给我站住!

Know

is

know

noknow

is

noknow.

知之为知之，不知为不知…

WATCH

SISTER

表妹

American

Chinese

not

enough

美中不足

heart

flower

angry

open

心花怒放

go

past

no

mistake

past

走过路过,名言名句，不要错过

小明：I

am

sorry!

老外：I

am

sorry

too!

小明：I

am

sorry

three!

老外：What

are

you

sorry

for?

小明：I

am

sorry

five!

If

you

want

money,I

have

no;if

you

want

life,I

have

one!

要钱没有，要命一条。

I

call

Li

old

big.

toyear

25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

You

have

two

down

son。

你有两下子。

as

far

as

you

go

to

die

有多远，死多远!!!!

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