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愚人节英文版的整蛊骂人短信

编辑: 路逍遥 关键词: 骂人宝典 来源: 记忆方法网

After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?

Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!

I thought that I could love no other–that is until I met your brother.曾以为一生只爱你一个,直到遇见你的二表哥。

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies!我爱你的明眸,你的脸庞,你的微笑,妈的,我真是说谎不打草稿!

I want to feel your sweet embrace;But don’t take that paper bag off your face.我渴望你温柔的拥抱,但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

Come on, don’t act like a child, it’s just a joke!行啦,别像个小孩子,只是个玩笑而已嘛。

I wish I had never met you!我真后悔这辈子遇到你!

In such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you.I miss you little pig!在这充满温馨的季节里,给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念,想死你了我的小猪猪!

Today is your festival, I specially for you send sincere blessings: Happy April Fool's day!今天是你的节日,我特地为你送上真诚的祝福:愚人节快乐!


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